In my opinion the five best books on fishing, in no particular order, are as follows: The Longest Silence, Return To The river, A River Runs Through It, The River Why and the Old Man and the Sea.

In 1999 a motorcyclist caught speeding at 115 miles per hour told the court that he had just washed his bike and was trying to dry it.

One of the first non-clerical federal jobs offered to women was as lighthouse keepers.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you are still a rat. Lily Tomlin

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. Ann Landers. The same can be said for my I phone. RF

Alexander Graham Bell tried to teach his dog to talk. He also kept his windows permanently covered to keep out the “harmful rays” of the full moon

In 1972 the Los Angeles Judge Justice Title awarded $4500. In damages to the owner of an elephant called Bimbo. The judge ruled that as the result of injuries received in a roadside accident, Bimbo had completely lost interest in dancing and water skiing.

The secret to managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. Casey Stengel